Monday, December 1, 2008

Nope, Not Me...

I missed a week, but I'm back for more...

It wasn't me who ate entirely too much this past Thursday. I don't feel too bad though cause I'm sure that I am not the only one who didn't do this.

It wasn't me who went and saw the Twilight movie twice. I wouldn't do that cause it's a waste of money to go see a teenage vampire love story twice in 24 hours. Yes, I said 24 hours. I have much better things to do with my time.

It also wasn't me who started to watch a interview with my new vampire crush, Robert Pattison, and then look up and realize that I had spent the last two hours online reading articles and watching interviews about this 22 year old heartthrob. That's just embarrassing...I'm a married twenty-six year old woman and I don't have a celebrity crush on a teenage heartthrob and besides like I said, I have much better things to do with my time.

It wasn't me who two months ago promised my grandmother that I would paint her living room this weekend. It also wasn't me who was secretly relieved that my dad started the painting and pretty much did most of the work. It wasn't me who did the happy dance when I called Saturday and he told me to not worry about coming down to finish, he would finish it.

It wasn't me who was deathly scared of my cousins five weeks old baby on Thanksgiving. It wasn't me who held him like he was going to break. It wasn't me who thought twice whether I would be able to deal with that little of a baby one day. It also wasn't me who thought twice if I was even ready for a baby now.

It wasn't me who decided since the weather had been so crappy all weekend to stay in my sweats all weekend and not do anything but read and watch Hallmark Christmas movies.

That's what I didn't do. What did you not do?


The Popes said...

I freaked a little holding Ean last night too! Their so bendy and floppy!

Elizabeth said...

LOL....Yes, it wasn't me either who thought that vampire, Robert Pattison, was a total hottie!! I so did not "drool" over him sitting in the theatre!

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

I was always nervous even holding my own newborns. Like, what if you are changing them and an arm breaks off?!
I haven't even seen the Twilight books yet, I am so far behind!