David: (walking in from work) "Wow, you look...(insert long pause)...pregnant!"
No my love, I've looked pregnant for the last 13 weeks. What you wanted to say is "wow, you look big." Um...hello, I am carrying a 5lb baby inside of me! Thanks, honey!
Thursday, August 13, 2009
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What he meant to say was, "Wow, you look GORGEOUS!"
Him and Andrew should have to have all thoughts approved before they speak.
I think when it comes to pregnant women, common sense flies right out the window. I had a co-worker tell me I had "ballooned" in the past couple weeks, when my belly first popped out. One of my best friends even said to me over the phone that I must be ginormous by now (she hasn't seem me in a couple of months). I should write a book on proper pregnancy etiquette. The first page will be the top 10 things NOT to say to a pregnant woman!!
Oh-no he didn’t!!! Let me tell you, he will learn after this one. I feel like for men, it’s not real until the baby is finally out and in their arms. At least it’s been that way for me and many of my friends. Fathers are SOOOO much more compassionate about the things they say to you after the first one is born. Trust me… you’ll see a difference when you have your second!
Ha – The things he says is cute, though! Lets look on the bright side…at least you weren’t on the board walk, 7 moths pregnant and have a drunk 18 year old tell you that you were fat!
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